Wednesday, September 3, 2008
BONO VS. MAMA
The 1st NFL game is tomorrow night!!!! Were doing a little experiment here at Bono's Blog. I'm going to have a season long picks contest against my Mama. All the picks are against the spread. The Football Neophyte VS. The Feline Football Guru. It should be fun. I used all my football expertise for my picks. Here is a sampling of the reasons my Mama picked the teams she did; She picked New England because she likes New England food. Buffalo because she likes Buffalo wings. Chicago because she likes Chicago deep dish pizza. In a rare non-food related pick, she took Atlanta over Detroit because an ex-boy friend was a Lions fan. To get into the mood for the season I decided to polish up my mini-helmet collection. I collected them from gumball machines. It took me years. Right when I finished they started selling complete collections at the mall for $20. A-holes. It cost me probably three times that. We'll at least I got the satisfaction of getting them the old fashioned way. My Dad took these pictures. That idiot can't take a picture for shit. He never remembers to turn the flash off. It took me about five minutes to get my vision back after this. Here are the picks. The B means Bono's pick, the M means Mama.
REDSKINS(+4) AT GIANTS.......B-REDSKINS M-GIANTS
BENGALS(-1.5) AT RAVENS......B-BENGALS M-RAVENS
JETS(-3) AT DOLPHINS.........B-JETS M-DOLPHINS
CHIEFS(+16.5) AT PATRIOTS....B-CHIFS M-PATRIOTS
TEXANS(+6.5) AT STEELERS.....B-STEELERS M-TEXANS
JAGUARS(-3) AT TITANS........B-TITANS M-JAGUARS
LIONS AT(-3) FALCONS.........B-FALCONS M-FALCONS
SEAHAWKS(PK) AT BILLS........B-BILLS M-BILLS
BUCCANEERS(+3.5) AT SIANTS...B-SAINTS M-SAINTS
RAMS(+7) AT EAGLES...........B-RAMS M-EAGLES
COWBOYS(-5) AT BROWNS........B-COWBOYS M-BROWNS
PANTHERS(+9.5) AT CHARGERS...B-PANTHERS M-CHARGERS
CARDINALS(-2.5) AT 49ERS.....B-49ERS M-49ERS
BEARS(+9.5) AT COLTS.........B-COLTS M-BEARS
VIKINGS(+2.5) AT PACKERS.....B-PACKERS M-PACKERS
BRONCOS(-3) AT RAIDERS.......B-RAIDERS M-RAIDERS
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