BONO LOSES HIS ASS PLAYING THE PONIES; FED TO BAIL HIM OUT.

Of course this really didn't happen. I would be cool if it could though. You know. Be like a major financial organization. Did you hear the news today? The government is just going to bail all of them out at once by taking all the crappy loans they have now, instead of waiting for them to fold one by one overtime. It's only going to cost a trillion dollars or so. Trillion really is a number. It's not some crazy exaggeration. Guess who gets to pay it? Yes, all of us. I tried to figure out how much per-person/cat. But a trillion doesn't fit on my calculator. I guess this plan is better than the alternative which would be the Great Depression part two. We would have a bunch of pictures of long lines at soup kitchens of men wearing fedora hats. When did that fad end? Every picture I see from the Great Depression the men have fedoras on. Besides Tom Landry and pimps nobody kept wearing them. Weird. We still might have the Great Depression part two, but this might delay it for a while. All this crap was pretty much started with greed. By pretty much everybody. It must be sweet to be or have been a CEO of one of these companies. Run a company into the ground with little or no consequences. Sure, they might feel bad for losing investors money or getting all the employees laid off. But have you heard of any of them returning the gigantic bonuses(as high as nine figures!) they got from the years that they were booking all these shitty loans? Me neither. Speaking of shitty loans. All the companies were handing out cash to pretty much anyone. With crazy terms, like negative amortization, interest only and worst of all stated income. You just told them what you make without proving it and they would give you a loan. Huh? Who would have thought that level of somebody's income might have something to do with there ability to pay back a loan? Were all these guys hung over the day they taught that at business school? Consumers are at fault also. They knew they were getting into loans they couldn't afford. They all thought they were Donald Trump and were going make a fortune in real estate and sell their house for a profit before the payment spiked. Didn't workout. A bunch of them complain that they didn't understand the terms of their loans. Cry me river. If your stupid enough to borrow $300k without knowing the terms you deserve to lose your house. Here's an idea. If you don't know the terms of your loan. Ask somebody that does! And not the guy selling it to you dipshit! On top of all this, now hardly anybody can get a loan. Flaco won't sell you nip on credit anymore; unless you get him a current pay stub and your previous year's taxes. You also have to sign a form 4506-T so he can verify that you actually filed your taxes with the IRS. It's crazy! I know I sound kind of preachy. I learned all this from my Mama. Blame her..............Here a my football picks of the week.

Last week(3-2) Season(8-5)

BYU(-28) VS. WYOMING
GEORGIA TECH(-7.5) VS MISSISSIPPI ST.
PANTHERS(+3.5) @ VIKINGS
BRONCOS(-5) VS. SAINTS
JAGUARS(+5.5) @ COLTS

BONO VS MAMA PICKS
LAST WEEK BONO(8-7) MAMA(6-8) SEASON BONO(17-14) MAMA(15-16)

CHIEFS(+4.5) @ FALCONS........B-FALCONS....M-FALCONS
RAIDERS(+9) @ BILLS.....B-BILLS.....M-BILLS
TEXANS(+5) @ TITANS.....B-TEXANS.....M-TITANS
BENGALS(+13) @ GIANTS.....B-GIANTS.....M-GIANTS
CARDINALS(+3) @ REDSKINS....B-SKINS.....M-CARDINALS
DOLPHINS(+12.5) @ PATRIOTS.....B-PATRIOTS....M....PATRIOTS
BUCCANEERS(+3) @ BEARS.....B-BUCS....M-BEARS
PANTHERS(+3.5) @ VIKINGS....B-PANTHERS...M-PANTHERS
RAMS(+10) @ SEAHAWKS.....B-SEAHAWKS....M-SEAHAWKS
LIONS(+4) @ 49ERS......B-LIONS....M-49ERS
SAINTS(+5) @ BRONCOS....B-BRONCOS.....M-BRONCOS
STEELERS(+3) @ EAGLES.....B-STEELERS.....M-STEELERS
JAGUARS(+5.5) @ COLTS....B-JAGS....M-JAGS
BROWNS(+1.5) @ RAVENS....B-RAVENS....M-RAVENS
COWBOYS(-3) @ PACKERS....B-PACKERS...M-PACKERS
JETS(+9) @ CHARGERS.....B-JETS....M-CHARGERS



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