Carty's guest blog

Hi. I'm Carty. Bono's big brother. No, this is not going to be a common thing. I owed Bono a favor so I told him I would do a guest blog for him while he is on vacation. The world does not need another blog. Especially another cat blogger. Personally I can't believe a single person/cat whatever actually reads these things. I can't even read a blog from an interesting person. Much less some random cat...First, I'll tell you a couple things about me. My full name is Cartier. After the jewelry store/maker whatever. My mom said my fur looks like platinum and diamonds, so that how I got my name. I'm not quite the bumbling idiot my brother portrays me to be. I admit I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed but I'm not a complete moron either. Also, aside from being cats me and Bono are opposite in just about every way imaginable. He is a clean freak. It boarders on OCD. I'm dirty. I'll eat just about everything. He is very picky. I can watch a sporting event with out having money on it. Bono can't. I could go on but you get the point. Crap, I'm already dragging on like Bono does. I promised my self I wouldn't do that. Anyway there was nothing in particular I wanted to talk about so I had Bono request that questions be submitted for me to answer to take up some space. Here they are.

Q: Carty, Is Bono really as much of "Mama"'s boy as he comes off in his blog. That's all that bastard talks about.......Fluffy. Elko, NV.
A: No, he's not. It's really much worse in reality. He's pretty much attached at her hip. It's embarrassing really.

Q: Carty, Bono tries to portray himself as a real ladies cat. Who pulls more chicks, you or him......Jose. Barstow, Ca.
A: Quantity wise it would definitely be me. Like I said before we are complete opposites. Bono gets better looking chicks, but I'm more into quantity over quality. Bono's actually snagged a couple 10's in his day. But I would take five 2's over one 10 any day. There all beauty queens in the dark, if you catch my drift.

Q: Carty, Can I have The Office Season 2 DVD you borrowed from me back? It's been a year and a half......Peaches. Las Vegas, NV.
A: I'll see if I can find it.

Q: Carty, Is you brother as much of a know it all prick as he seems to be? How do you live with him?....Max, Henderson, NV.
A: No, it's much worse in reality. He has an answer for every thing. He expects to have everything his way. He does not even eat in our designated areas anymore(see below). He has my mom or dad bring him his food to him wherever he's in the mood to eat it. How do I live with him? He's my brother, what am I going to do?


Q: Carty, Orale bro! I have a computer now, holmes. Tell your hermano that he still owes me cash from my last drop off. And tell him if keeps talking mad shit about me on his blog I'm going to kick his ass. Laters..........Flaco, Las Vegas. NV.
A: Ok.

Q: Carty, your Dad and Bono seem to gamble quite a bit. Does this upset your mom?
A: No. The gambling doesn't bother her. It's their losing that she can't stand.....Phyllis, Mesquite. NV.

Q: Carty, Bono talks about drinking and booze in all of his blogs. I remember one where he said he drank a whole bottle of wine in one day. That's quite a bit for one cat. Don't you think he needs help?
A: No, I don't. I help him sometimes, but he can usually finish the whole bottle just fine all by himself......Dave, Rio Rancho. NM.

That's it. I guess blogging wasn't that bad. I might be back. See Ya.