Wasted Weekend....

My Mama went to Phoenix on a whim this weekend(Leave a place that is 107 degrees for a place that's 112, that's smart). It totally sucked. I had plans for us. We totally missed a Green Acres marathon on TV land. Me and Carty were planning on distracting her from making jewelery. With just my Dad around we had to eat microwave Marie Calender's chicken pot pies for dinner. I took about an hour and a half for the thing to cool to a temperature suitable for consumption. Microwave dinners are real time savers! I have no idea what it tasted like because my tongue was burnt to a crisp after I took the 1st bite before I realized I needed the 90 minute cooling period.....Speaking of hot things, Cindy you are right my condo is a sauna in the summer. That was a major oversight by my realtor. No wonder she is working at PT's now. Not to mention she was willing to take a cat as a client so how good could she have been to begin with? I'm still looking for extra income. Actually my realtor called me back to tell me that the head cook at PT's was deported and the dishwasher was promoted to his position, so they had a dish washing position open up. I almost took it, then I remembered I hate getting my paws wet. Unless its my own spit from me licking them.....Yeah it was my Dad's birthday on Thursday. Happy Birthday Dad! You cheap bastard. I'll get you a gift when I get the new scratching post I was promised about a dozen times. That sentence was not as harsh as it seems. That's how guys do each other. You can see pictures on the party on my Mama's site. I suppose I could have posted the pictures here myself but I don't really feel like it. Let me honest, who really cares about the pictures?Nobody showed up for the party. I actually brought a date, so it was kind of embarrassing. We did have strawberry margaritas so that made is tolerable. We should have included we were going to have strawberry margaritas in the invitations.