Wednesday, June 24, 2009
John & Kate Plus Train Reck
Yup. I got sucked in too. I feel terrible about it. My Mama's been watching this show for the longest. I never got into. There were three reasons I couldn't tolerate it.
1. Kate
2. Kate's hair
3. Watching a man loose his will to live is too painful.
Let's start with reason one. Before this season I couldn't watch more than ten minutes of this show. Mostly because Kate drove me up a freakin wall. I can't believe John has hung around this long. Her constant nagging in unbearable. Have you ever been at a restreaunt and some annoying squeaky kid is yelling for no good reason at the table next you. That's what watching this woman is like for me....Ok reason 2. What the hell is going on with her hair? It seems like she really likes three different hair styles but can pick with one to go with so she just does a mix of all three. I'm not the most fashionable guy in the world but that hair style is absurd. Reason 3. Even three year's ago you could tell John just wanted to get the out there. He was slowly losing his soul. In the interview scenes he would just stare out in to space. Trying to thing of what he can say and not have Kate correct him or bitch about his comment. It was just way to uncomfortable watch. So why do I watch now? It's a total cliche but the situation is like a car crash. You feel terrible for slowing down and staring but you just can't help yourself. I can't help but watch this thing implode. I feel like a terrible cat because of it. I have to admit, I don't have the slightest bit of interest in kids. I just Tivo the show and fast forward to the interview pars. If people are honest with themselves nobody else really cares about the kids either. Nobody talked about this show John started making out with chicks outside of clubs. Really who cares about a bunch of kids screwing around with Playdough? On the bright side watching this show provides one of the rare moments where I'm happy about getting my balls chopped off. Another thing, why is this show on the The Learning Channel? What the hell do you learn besides not getting married or having children? Those things everybody already knows.
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